I’d rather cuddle then have sex.

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holdenyouhostage:

This is clever if you’re a grammar Nazi.

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I hate when I’m crying

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lermanmaurerhendersonasmanis:

And someone walks in or calls my name and then I have to go from this:

 To this:

instantly

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There are people out there that can…

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laymedown1524:

Do this:

And there is me:

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That feeling when you’re hearing that new added song on your iPod.

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